This week we have had auditors here (I work for a credit union) and they will be here all next week too! BIG FUN!
I have a
huge fear of auditors... not the actual person because ours are actually really nice but it is their position that terrifies me. And no I haven't done anything wrong to warrant being scared of them but they can come into my office at any given moment in time and start asking me questions and if I give a wrong answer the credit union could get written up for it... I don't want to be the cause of any write ups so I avoid them like the plague when they are here...
I walked out of my office for a couple of minutes and while I was gone one of them came in here asking for me (I share an office with someone else) and she told him that I had stepped out. When I got back she told me and my stomach immediately started churning. I started praying that they didn't come back in here because I knew that if he did that I might just throw up on his expensive shoes he has on. They seriously make me that nervous!
I can picture it now:
Auditor: Hi Kristen, how are you today?
Me: Great, thanks! *stomach churns*
Auditor: Can you tell me who your compliance officer is?
Me: Sure, Jo... *stomach churns again, this time out loud*
Auditor: Who balances the ATMs?
Me: That would be me and Sh... *barf*
Auditor: OK I think we are finished here...
Me: Thanks, sorry about the shoes...
And this my friends is why I avoid them like the plague because this scenario may actually happen if one of those nice gentelmen come in here to quiz me...
I am off to the post office, maybe I will get stuck by the train today and be gone for a while! Wish me luck!
